Twenty-One Thoughts

Just feel like sharing some 21 thoughts with you:-

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never have it all together.
8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet "When I get what I want I will be happy".
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. He or she who laughs......lasts.
16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
18. Life is what's coming....not what was.
19. Success is getting up one more time.
20. Now is the most interesting time of all.
21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them.

My Pledge

Its Singapore's 41st Birthday. Everyone's excited. Everyone wants to be part of the celebration. Everyone including me...and my family of course. To Singapore, I'm 'renewing' my pledge to you:-

"We, the citizens of Singapore, pledge ourselves as one united people, regardless of race, language or religion, to build a democratic society based on justice and equality, so as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our nation.

Happy Birthday to you Singapore...my home, my country.

I Am Me

I am responsible for myself~
I am responsible for living my own life~
I am responsible for tending to my own spiritual, emotional, physical, and financial well-being.~
I am responsible for identifying and fulfilling my own needs, wants and desires.~
I am responsible for living according to my own values and standards.~
I am responsible for knowing and defending my own boundaries.~
I am responsible for solving my own problems and for living with those I cannot solve.~
I am responsible for making up my own mind, even when this means, disagreeing with others.~
I am responsible for re-evaluating a situation and changing my mind when appropriate.~
I am responsible for setting my own priorities and for achieving my own goals.~
I am responsible for my own decisions, and their outcomes.~
I am responsible for whom I love and for how I choose to express that love.~
I am responsible for what I do to others and for what I allow others to do to me.~
I am not expected to be perfect.~
I am not expected to forsee every consequence of every action.~
I am not expected to be responsible for any random events.~
I am not expected to do more than my fair share.~
I am not expected to be responsible for other people's actions, feelings, needs, or problems, except when I choose.~
All of me, every aspect of my being is important.~
I count for something.~
I matter.~
My feelings are valid.~
My thoughts are appropriate.~
I trust and believe in myself.~
I value my wants and needs.~
I have rights and I am expected to stand up for those rights.~
I do not deserve and will not tolerate, abuse or constant mistreatment.~
The decisions I make, and the way I conduct myself, will reflect my high self-esteem.~
I am unique and special.~
Within me is infinite value.~~
I AM ME ~

Cobwebs

Guess by now those cobwebs are already thick and needs to be cleaned out...fast!

And the only easiest solution to vanish them is by posting a new entry...am I right?
Okay, I'll try to do it right away...but no promises. I'll do my very best so as not to upset my own blog site...poor you.

Just you see, I'll tend and mend you back to normal again...I promise I'll be back!

Chillin' Out

Have to admit that I've been pretty busy and feeling very lazy lately, so found myself a shortcut in updating my entry..only after visiting someone's planet..in a way, i 'stole' from there.

You Are Sunset

Even though you still may be young, you already feel like you've accomplished a lot in life. And you feel free to pave your own path now, and you're not even sure where it will take you. Maybe you'll pursue higher education in a subject you enjoy - or travel the world for a few years. Either way, you approach life with a relaxed, open attitude. And that will take you far!

I tried it out from here

Father's Day

Its Father's Day
A day to celebrate...
A day to show your love..
A day to rekindle your lost love..
A day to show your real respect..
A day to show your unforgotten memory..
A day whre its just about your Dad.


To my MAN on Father's Day

On whom my life depends,
My children's cheerful champion:
You are where yearning ends.
My paramour and harlequin,
All I want, and all I can
Not want and be OK.

A father means so many things,
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and of
Support right from the start.
A constant readiness to help,
In a kind and thoughtful way,
Encouragement and sympathy,
Forgiveness come what may.
A special generosity
And always affection too.
A father means so many things
When he’s a man like YOU!

Happen to Know

You know I have to admit being sinful the past years of my life. A sin I've committed but with no shame I admit. Instead, it gives me the pleasure and given the opportunity I wouldn't want to repent in any other way. I am guilty for being a thief! Yes..i repeat..I'm a thief!!

I became a thief that steal ones’ smile, ones’ heart n ones’ trust. I just happen to know where to look, happen to know what to do. I also happen to know that there is a time for everything ( if one can manage) and I happen to know when the right time is.

I happen to know the One action that I did has high values that is cherish by that someone or even everyone. I also happen to know that being one to steal ones’ smile means bringing happiness, joy and cheer one when one is down.

I happen to know that being able to be the needed is an honor to me. And by being able to try my best to cater of the needy is ones’ wish, MY wish. I happen to know that being able to steal someone’s’ heart, is how and when I can express care and love towards that someone.

I do happen to know how to care as a mental support to the needy. Being able to love is to express how much I would cherish another, that special someone. But being not only the one to know, I am also letting the others know. Especially the special someone.

It is never wrong to love another.
It is just how people would see it.

Lastly, I happen to know being able to steal ones’ trust. Its just no simple matter that can happen overnight or over the weekend. Nowadays, it is very hard for another to trust another. It is due to many lies that exists in the world. It is either for ones’ benefit or just to cover an ugly fact.

However, I happen to know this. Others trust can be given to you willingly. You just have to earn it. As I like to put is as stealing it.
“Be a thief, to steal one smile, one heart, one trust”

Adioss!!

I guess I've been spending too much time blogging, surfing and everything else that is involved with the blog world and the internet.

Those long hours spent have taken away my time from my children. And I've made a decision to retire from the blog world to focus and concentrate my time in raising my children. They've been so neglected that they are taking care of each other..they're still so young..how can they manage and how can I do that to them..

Just look at them if you dont believe me...(bad momma)

One Too Many?

Too young to grow up
Too old to be a child
These feelings pent up
For more than awhile…
Too quiet to be noticed
Too loud to be ignored
With all in this life
How can I be bored?
Too thoughtful to give up
Too selfish to care
How much more of this pain
Can my poor soul bear?
Too blessed to be abused
Too violated to feel free
How in the world
Could all of this happen to me?
Too united to be missing
Too lonely to be found

I barely know what
Makes my world go round…
Too happy to ignore
Too troubled to acknowledge
How did I end up this way
With all of my knowledge?
Too creative to be ordinary
Too dull to be unique…
All of this uncertainty
Makes me feel like a freak…
Too difficult to be deciphered
Too simple to be misread
Unable to get this chaos
Out of my head…
Too pure to be tainted
Too corrupt to be clean
Powerless to figure out
What all of this means…

Tagged By A Long MEME

I was tagged by a new blogger fren of mine. She insists that I do it. I must be special to her 'wink'. Anyways, since I havent been updating for quite sometime, at least this would help.

Anyone is welcome to this meme under a condition of informing me after you've done it. This is my sincerest answers that I can give. Now, lets cut it short and begin the long meme.

3 schools you went to:

1. Kindergarten
2. Lower & Upper Schools
3. Business School

3 things in your purse / backpack

1. My LV wallet
2. My Burberry's tote bag
3. My Baby's items

3 things you do when you're really stressed

1. Eat
2. Read
3. Post crap in my blog

3 places you go on a daily basis

1. Mailbox
2. Supermarket
3. Playground

3 favourite fruits

1. The forbidden fruit
2. Seedles fruits
3. Mango

3 names you go by

1. SassyLady
2. SassyMomma
3. Sassy

3 of your favourite food

1. Anything that I cook
2. Delifrance Tuna Baguette
3. Chocolate Eclair

3 things you are wearing right now

1. Thong
2. Nightie
3. Oops.. just two things only rite now

The WHOS'

Who is in the house with you?
Everyone - my hubby & my three kids..dreaming away

Who are you thinking about right now?
My baby, who's sound asleep

Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My best friend MC Hammer

Who did you sit to in your 5th period class?
Who cares

Who was the last person you told you loved?
My beloved baby

Who do you wish you were with right now?
My Beloved Adorable Baby

Who gets on your nerves the most at school?
The Principal

The WHERE'S

Where is your phone?
Charging

Where do you sleep?
In my room of course

Where is the last place you took a ride to?
Hmm...United Square

The WHAT'S

What was the last thing you ate?
Half Boiled Egg with Bread

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

What is the closest item near you that is blue?
My baby's walker

What do you like best about school?
Break time / Recess

What is your favourite color?
Black

What do you wear most; jeans or shorts?
Jeans

What is the last movie you watched?
Assault on Precinct 13...on cable

The WHEN's

When did you start school?
When I was 5yrs old..kindergarten

When did you last go to the mall?
Last week to buy my son's 4yr old bday present

When did you last burn something?
Yesterday, a love letter from an old flame..hee (sorry honey)

3 people to do this

1. CyberPrince
2. MamiJarum
3. CoffeeFairy

So guy and gals, give me your best answers pleaseee!

Slow Dancing

In this fast paced world, if you're slow you'll be left way behind. But it doesnt really mean that you have to follow every fast footsteps infront of you. Just do it at you own pace where you feel comfortable enough to move. Dont want to miss anything that's happenning and going on around you.

Just stop for awhile take in a few deep breath, enjoy the fresh air and the wondeful scenic around you. And do some wondering about these thoughts:-

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

More on MEN

Unlike my previous post, there's a slight different here. I dont go around bashing men. This is more on advice to ponder over for the women (and men!) of the world, looking for Mr Right.

If I'm right, I'm right, but if not then so be it. Its just my opinion that I've 'collected' from around me and see from what I saw. If you're not happy, then too bad. ALL the women out there, take extra note of this and keep inside that intelligent brain of yours.

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
2. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
3. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
6. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends."
8. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
9. Don't settle.
10. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
11. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
12. You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
13. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
14. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
15. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
16. Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
17. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
18. If something bothers you, speak up.
19. Never let a man know everything.
20. He will use it against you later.
21. You cannot change a man's behaviour.
22. Change comes from within.
23. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
24. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
25. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
26. Never let a man define who you are.
27. Never borrow someone else's man.
28. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
29. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
30. All men are NOT dogs.
31. You should not be the one doing all the bending ...compromise is a two way street.
32. You need time to heal between relationships ...there is nothing cute about baggage ... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
33. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you ... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals ... look for someone complimentary ...not supplementary.
34. Dating is fun ... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
35. Make him miss you sometimes ... when a man always knows where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
36. Never move into his mother's house.
37. Never co-sign for a man.
38. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
39. Keep him in your radar but get to know others
40. Lastly, Love yourself first before you Love him

I think that should wrap everythng up. Now to go handle my MAN.

All You Need to Know

This is what happens when I get STRESSED up. Its much much worse than me getting bored.

I know I just have to write this, its All you need to know about MAN. I've been keeping this thought for quite sometime now. Just have to express them right now before they explode inside my head!

May it be you brother, you friend, your cousin, your father, your uncle, your husband...whoever it is. They all have the same kind of genetic disorder running in their blood veins and straight into their brain.

I have noticed in a few blogs out there somewhere, wives condenming their husband at one point and the next day with a new topic, praising and expressing their truly endless love towards their husband. And then there's the girlfriend who's frustrated and going crazy over her boyfriends' behaviour. Who simply ignores her and prefer to be with his friends. There's also the mother who's frustrated over her son's attitude who treats and acknowledged her whenever he wishes to.

The morale of the story here is how MAN from boys behave towards us WOMAN. They are so full of insensitivity towards OUR Feelings, Our Needs and Our Dislikes, they prefer to ignore and pretend they dont know what's going on with our emotions right here right now. They truly wants their own feelings to be acknowledged at ALL time without any prejudice whatsoever...blah!

Then when they sulk, its more worse than us WOMAN do! You can see their faces so scary and their reaction as if ready to hit someone...oh boy...its almost like the sky has fallen down to earth...duh. Dont forget about when you cant meet their requirements, they'll nag and question you as if you're a criminal. Especially when you accidentally forget them...harhar

To add the spice up, MAN usually accuses the WOMAN for being unfaithful. But, the actual truth is, they are the ones who have been hiding their scandalous and infidelity act behind us. How great is their act?? If they are nominated for a grammy/oscar award, I bet you, their shelves/showcases would have been full with all kind of trophies. Better than any oscar/grammy award winner actors.

Now its getting hotter, what about meeting your sexual desire? Do you still want me to continue? Nah..I dont think so...you continue the story for me!

Damn It!

Well, as everyone out there know, I was terribly bored with absolute no idea how to amuse myself yesterday. So I decided to grab myself a pack of chips in the kitchen cabinet. Usually, I was careful and alert before going to the kitchen or doing any opening of the cabinets. But, because of the extreme boredom, I had put aside those feelings and walk with my head down.

I extended my hand to open the cabinet and poof, on my left temple, it landed, its claws slightly pressed against my skin. I jumped up and screamed in shocked and ticklish. That damn thing, how dare, 'it' jumped onto me. Look at 'it'. I wish I could have been fast enough to squish 'it'. Eewww..

Twist & Shout

My boredom have got the better of me. I'm really bored up to my neck, even my left brain isnt functioning that well..harhar

I thought to myself, must find something to amuse me or entertaining to 'wake me up'. But nothing seems to work. But then I spotted this tongue twisters. I tried it out just for the sake of finding cure for my boredom. Guess what... now it makes me agitated!

Here are some of the tongue twisters that 'provoked' my emotion. Try saying them as fast as you can!

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells seashells by the sea shore,I'm sure she sells sea shore shells.

If two witches would watch two watches,

which witch would watch which watch?

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood

but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

Can't get enough? According to Wikipedia, the following is supposedly the hardest tongue twister in the English language.

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

so six slick sheiks sold six sick sheep six silk sheets.

You can go unravel yourself now; if you're still up for the challenge and wanna try out your patient (or punishment, depending on your nature) then you can try this out!
I quit!!

Not Another One

I was blog hopping and chanced upon another one of those meme. I was telling myself then, not another test. But, since I was already bored and yeah why not, Just Do It!

The accuracy of the percentage or description may not all be true. Cos I've done some analysis on it, so it cant be true. Why not you try it out and tell me how yours turns out.

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.7
Mind:	6.5
Body:	7
Spirit:	6.4
Friends/Family:	6.3
Love:	7.3
Finance:	6
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Fork & Spoon

Never say 'spoon & fork' say it 'fork & spoon'.
In Singapore you should never say 'spoon and fork' or 'knife and fork'. Singaporeans are very ordered and tidy people and they like to put everything in alphabetical order as much as possible. They like it ryhme when its as good as they hear it.

Thus, spoon and fork becomes 'fork and spoon' and a knife and fork is a 'fork and knife'. That’s one theory. Another explanation is that these colloquialisms are a joke left over from Singapore’s colonial days. In the 1920s some British soldiers and other pompous foreign grits couldn’t or wouldn’t get used to the idea of using chopsticks and a ceramic spoon. So, if offered these utensils at a kopitiam ( Coffeeshop ) they would shout 'bring me a fucking 'knife and fork'. All this is because the etiquette of dining usually have two spoons, two forks and a knife.

Now despite being multilingual, most Singaporeans have little or no knowledge of Anglo Saxon. So they would not know anything about this expletive beginning with the letter ‘F’ ( fucking ) or the use of it. This usually meant that a screaming customer ended up with a knife and two forks. "A fork and knife and a fork" you got wat i mean?.

After a short while, or it may have been years, the puzzled Singaporean waiters and other serving staff got used to the idea that actually only one of these two forks was ever used or required. So they started to bring just a fork and a knife whenever they were asked either for a "knife and fork" or a "fork & knife and fork". Why dont they just say it " Gimme two forks and that fucking knife and please...hurry up!!"

There is no evidence that anyone was ever asked to fetch a fork & spoon and fork. The phrase “fork and spoon” just got adopted by analogy. Out of these two theories, I know the second one to be the most likely explanation. It was told to me by a Bavarian bodybuilder taking a break at a beer bar in Boat Quay. He had heard the story directly from a minor Singaporean mountain climber. And he was sure it was true. Therefore it is.

Anyway...we are just too carried away by the colonised's ideology.

You're Beautiful

I had promised my little Princess that she could have her ears pierced. Although I prefer to 'preserve' her natural child beauty till she reach puberty. But she's been nagging me the whole weekend, I had no choice but succumb to her wishes...hmmm kids

Well, I brought her to a jewellery shop to get the piercing done. And here's the result.

The Four Letter Word

I'm feeling lovey dovey this past few days. Maybe its the hormones that's playing up and down my system. I just felt like posting a topic about LOVE. Its nothing romantic actually, just expressing and describing it.

I truly believed that it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. It's the four letter L word. It's the one syllable word that causes butterflies to flutter in my stomache, make my heartbeat skip faster, and my pulse quicken.

It's the one word that causes my tears of joy to flow, washing away all my sorrows from my heart through the windows of my soul. And it's also the word that causes me pain and worry inadvertently.

To me, Love at first sight is when a mother beholds her child for the very first time and a lifetime pledge of unflailing love which is promised in that one single glance.

As for sibling love is the one you share with the brother who teases you mercilessly, hides your most prized teddy, and sniggers when he pulls your ponytail loose in a mall, but doesn't hesitate to avenge the first guy to trample over your heart.

Whereas Puppy love is the little boy who gave you your first flower in kindergarten. And in return, your friends will start teasing you and make you blush from your puppy love.

Incomprehensible love is being Daddy's little girl no matter how old you are. It's when Daddy walks his little girl down the aisle while remembering some time not so long ago when he was walking her to nursery and she was whimpering. This time, it's Daddy who has a suspicious sheen of tears in his eyes.

To me First love is that heady feeling I get whenever I think of that special person. Of being an eloquent speaker but when I come face to face with that person, my tongue twists into knots and then make an inane fool of myself, but he laughs and comprehends what I'm saying anyway.

It's also the time when Cupid chooses to practise his archery skills and make me feel the tugging in my heart, the place where his arrow struck a chord. True love is when I know the receiver isn't Mister Universe or Superman or the Hunk from HotBods or he, a hopeless sports fan whereas I know I can't tolerate a bunch of men kicking balls in a field but loving that person anyway.

To me it's finding that quick "goodbye, see you tonight, love" note on the fridge in the morning, holding hands while watching the evening news or finding fulfilment in sitting sprawled on the floor doing jigsaw puzzles and finding that the best pastime of all. It's accepting someone as a whole, flaws, imperfections, cutesy antics and all.

Well, there is also Lost love, where those cherished memories that will always be tucked in some corner of my heart. In never regretting anything, but taking it all as a sweet, surreal experience.


"There's no end in LOVE-ing you my hubby and my dearest children" SassyLady /SassyMomma

Tell Me Why??

I've noticed that whenever I would post a certain topic or story, immediately the next day or two days later there'll be someone else who would do the same thing (^v^) . Be it on jokes, childhood days and there's a few others too...like post photos & skin layout are not spared either.
I'm not quite sure whether it is pure coincidental or what...? Hmmm, but if it's true, than its an honour for me to be a trendsetter. So...for this week, I'll be posting mostly craps!!... (^o^).

Here are 14 silly yet logical questions that needs to be answered. Can someone help me answer them? I know someone will.

1. Why are people scared of mice but love Mickey Mouse?
2. Why is vanilla ice-cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
3. If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
4. If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your head always white?
5. On a hamburger bun, why is the top half of the bun is always bigger than the bottom one?
6. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
7. If a rabbit's foot is a lucky charm that some people carry with them, what happened to the footless rabbit?
8. Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
9. If Dracula has no reflection, how come he always has such a straight parting in his hair?
10. Why is it called pineapple, when there is neither pine or apple in it?
11. Why is it called eggplant when there's no egg in it?
12. Why is a blackboard green?
13. Why is it good to be a daddy's girl, but bad to be a mummy's boy?
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Its Me...Its Me...

I picked this up from Montreal Dude's blog. At last there is something that really desribes me to the exact self.

Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount.You're loyal to your friends... to a point.But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount.You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount.You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly.You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly.Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Value Test

Kids...& Mr Bean

Since I'm so stressed up the past few days, thought I'd make myself happy by reading some jokes, comics and anythin about humour. I had picked up a few and thought post it in my blog to share with my frens.

Teacher Teaching Good Manners

During class, a teacher was trying to teach good manners.

The teacher asks the students:
Teacher: "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go piss.
Teacher: " That would be rude and impolite!!!

Teacher: "What about you John,how would you say it?"
John: " I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher: " That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.
And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Peter: " I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after our dinner."...duh

Dead Cat

A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher that he had found a dead cat.

The teacher asked the pupil: "How do you know that the cat was dead?"
The pupil answered" Because I pissed in its ear and it didnt move"
"You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psst!' and it didnt move."

Mischief Boy

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to go to Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and replied:"Well, I'll run in and out and keep slamming the door until Saint Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"

Never Jump the Gun

A Woman wanted to call her husband on his handphone but discovered that the battery on her handphone was dead.

So she instructed her young son to use his phoe to pass an urgent message to his daddy. After junior called, he told his mummy that a woman had picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried calling.

Angry and furious, she waited impatiently for her husband to return from work, and, upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. And then another, for good measure.

People in the neighbourhood saw the commotion and came out to see what would develop further.

Noticing the gathering of neighbours, the angry woman asked her son to tell everybody what the woman on the phone had said to him when he called.

Junior said: "The Woman's voice said, "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at the moment. Please try again later."

George Washington

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Why didnt his father punish him?

Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Composition

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. How come?
Clyde: Because we share the same dog?

What say u?

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Fun With Mr Bean

Brain Tumor

Doctor: You have a brain tumor

Mr Bean: Yes!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr Bean: I have a brain!


In Primary School

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr Bean: Ah, you are trying to fool me, by reversing the numbers eh? The answers is 6!


In A Drug Store

Mr Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A,B or C?
Mr Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesnt know the alphabet yet.

An An ATM Machine

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr Bean:I know your PIN number.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr Bean: Four asterisks (****)!

Me & Sports Car

I was blog hopping as usual, when I chance upon a quiz or questionnaire on Which Sports Car Are You? It looks very interesting to me and thought I'd give it a try. Anyways no harm done in trying out something new rite? I guess we'll have to see which of the sports car am I.

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Although the description isnt really the exact of me but very very close to who I really am. I kind of like if I were a Chevrolet Corvette...very sassy...dont you think so??...hee

Oh yeah, Happy Holidays to all who are celebrating Good Friday and a happy weekend ahead.

Tagged - About Me

I was tagged by Prince Romp just because he was tagged by someone earlier. I'm not quite sure what tagging is all really about. Bet its something to do with a 'linking' or 'chain' letter sort of.

Anyway I'm not into this mambo jumbo tagging stuff . Never been involved in one and dont intend to either. But for the sake of my good friend and for the sake of fun, what the heck.

Its actually on Four Things About Me.

Four jobs I have had in my life.

1. Chef
2. Marketing Manager
3. Accountant
4. 'B' job

Four movies i would watch over and over again.

1. Grease
2. Troy
3. As Good As It Gets
4. Titanic

Four places that I have lived.

1. My mom's house
2. My house
3. My house
4. My house

Four Tv shows I love to watch.

1. Survivor
2. The Amazing Race
3. Extreme Makeover
4. Days of Our Lives

Four places that I have been on vacation.

1. Bali
2. Perth
3. Lake Toba
4. Genting Highlands

Four websites I visit daily.

1. My emails
2. My own blogsite
3. Louis Vuitton
4. Youngnutrition

Four places I'd rather be right now.

1. Spa
2. Jacuzzi
3. Bed
4. Heaven

Four friends who I tagged that I think will respond.

Hmmm...No one in mind (any volunteers?)...hee

7 Donts After Meal

I was at the library this afternoon returning some books that I have borrowed. Anyway the expiry date is nearing so better return it before I get fined. Since the children are at school and the baby is with my hubby (he's not going to the office today), so I have a couple of hours to spare...alone...yeayy

Got to the returning section at the library and finished processing everyting. I was about to take my leave when this book caught my eyes. Dont know why, but seemed interesting to me. (may be boring to you...what the heck!) Grab the book and head to a corner seat.

The book itself covers many chapters on our daily eating lifestyle and diet. Looks like I have to borrow this book. Time is not on my side, so have to finish reading it at home. Before that I only manage to catch a glimpse on this;

Seven Things Not To Do After A Meal

Don't smoke

Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after a meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer are more). To those smokers, consider this ok...better still, STOP smoking NOW!

Don't eat fruits immediately

By immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take your fruit 1 to 2 hour after meal or 1hr before meal. ( We learn something new everyday, dont we)

Don't drink tea

Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest...hmm..a good excuse to just stick to coffee...

Don't loosen your belt

Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. Instead, wear something loose or better still dont wear anything at all...harhar

Don't bathe

Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body. Thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease.This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach...and usually after bathing you will feel hungry again.

Don't walk about

People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake...and dont run, jump, jog or anything associated to it either.

Don't sleep immediately

Dont go to sleep immediately after your meal because the food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine. Furthermore, you wont be able to sleep on a full stomach...thin sensibly.

I believe we have unintentionally made one of the above of as our daily routine thingy after every meal. So, by reading the above facts, hope we can change our 'after meal habits' towards a better health...dont you agree...

Now, have to take my bathe first before eating my chilled watermelon...yum yum! Adios!!

Special Day..Hurray!!!

Its a very special day to someone close to me. And therefore I dedicate today's topic to wish him a Happy Birthday with all the best wishes to come true and long life ahead. May today be filled with sweet memories and never be forgotten.

Let me do some introduction about him, he's sweet, kind and a gentleman. He is also full of charisma, dreams, very intelligent yet full of humour. We have chemistry as friends...well, yeah, all friends do have cat fights and so do we, but nothing of serious till we have to defame, be sarcastic or throw hate mails at each other.

We're two sensible adults. We get along very well and I hope we can stay like that forever. Let me also describe his looks, he have this starry gorgeous eyes, sweet handsome smile and broad masculine body. It would turn womens heads when he passes by...ok enough!

Over the period of our friendship, what I love most is his TLC towards the people around him. He would put others needs before him...where can you get a friend like that man! And if you want to know more about him, you could 'see' him in action here

So, to you my good young handsome friend....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Chicken of Wrinkles Part ll

It took me a few minutes to decide on which product to use as a cleanser. In the end I decided to use my whitening cleanser which is foam free, deo free and most important of all, suitable for all skin types, including sensitive skin.

That is why i always remember not to overwash my face becos tap water contains chlorine or other chemicals used in water purification. Instead, I've had a filter installed (if you dont have one, you can use purified water)...solely because the chlorine might be irritating...I never wash my face in hot water, it dries my skin...(and can also scald the skin) only warm water , as it helps to open pores while cold water does the opposite. I only practice using mild facial cleansers that contain moisturizing ingredients...but at the same time I also check its containments, for 'ingredients' that I'm allergic to.

I've stayed away from soap, especially deo soaps, which are very drying to the skin. After washing my face, I'll pat it dry, before patting it again with toner then at which I will apply my moisturizer. I always buy water based lotion which is best for moisturizing my skin without clogging the pores. I also know that antioxidants help reduce the signs of aging on the skin. These are found in food, vitamins and skin care products. So ladies, cut down on your sweets and chocolates...that means me too! haiz..

And so, I found out that the best sources are vitamins A, C & E. These antioxidants destroy free radicals, which causes cellular damage, age the skin and cause skin cancer. There is also evidence that these vitamins A,C and E works best when combined. For example, vitamins C and E works better together than either vitamin alone.

I was told that Vitamin A is often found in both prescriptions and over the counter topical ointments. The Retin A is a prescription topical cream that contains vitamin A. Sorry cant mention any particular brands in particular cos that'll be promoting...

To purchase tis cream, a prescription is needed from the dermatologist. What is so important about Retin A?? It actually treats wrinkling caused by aging and sun exposure. It takes between two and six months to see noticeable improvement...(some patience is needed) The not so good part is about the side effects. There will be redness, burning, itching and scaling, which can last for a few months...(bear with it, if you want smooth flawless skin) In addition, it also might cause photosensitivity... if it sounds scary, then dont try it...dont want to get blamed later on (no insurance coverage)...harhar

I try to avoid sunlight by wearing a sunscreen when outside in the sun. Besides that I also carry my umbrella and shades with me...hehe. But for those wearing foundation, I suggest find one with SPF protection, or even for your pressed powder or watever else that u usually apply on your face...

For pregnant women I advise do not use this cream (Retin A), as it can cause birth defects in the unbornchild. So, just stick to your umbrella and shades for the time being.

Besides that other options to be chosen from is Retinol, which is a natural form of vitamin A. There are fewer side effects with Retinol than with the stronger Retin A. Using antioxidant creams containing vitamin C or E may increase the benefits of retinol... These are sometimes found combined in one cream, or can be applied separately...

So, what are you waiting for?? Go get started...I know I'm going.

Chicken of Wrinkles??

When i woke up this morning, my bedroom mirror gave me quite a terrible shocked! Did i develop wrinkles on my face? Oh nooo. Amidst our daily life and routine thingy, tight hectic schedules, I know, i shouldnt ignore my facial and take good care of my body and its complexion..Furthermore With the sun scorching hot, burning right through the blouses and shirts...every day even my bra was not spared...I feel like Im drying up like a dried plum or grape...

Even I disciplinely gulped down 8 glasses of water every single day it wasnt good enuff to stop the dehydration process...So I've become panicky and started to look up all kinds of UV protection creams, SPF lotions and those relevant to it...why?? Just in case...

I dont want my face easily dried up or get wrinkled so fast, and quite paranoid I might look like a 70 year old granny instantly...although I'm only a grandaunt. But being a woman, I'm very nervous, maybe a little vain and have taken steps on how to reduce or slow the process of wrinkling till the extent of finding out more especially in the cyberland, the pharmacy or beauty counter and wherever I can get my source from... you can call it vain pout to the extreme if you want, but I dont care. What i want is to prevent it before it too late.

Wrinkles and aging does not cause by age and the sun rays itself. ..there are other aspects that I should be aware of and take 'safety' measures to avoid from wrinkling or drying up...And bcos of that I've broken down a few do's and dont's that I think every 'beau' conscious should worried..Err including me!.

Some says smoking and alcohol increases wrinkles and ages your skin. Well... I dont both, so Im on the safe side....Maybe yes and maybe Not. Then another ppl says, bad diet can affect skin too. So i need to eat a healthy good diet which i hate the most...Ya lah, that includes a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables. ( These are antioxidant rich foods that can help keep my skin firmer longer...Wether it works or not? )

That day my personal trainer did also told me...about Dehydration, it can increase wrinkles. I have to drink reservoir of water to hydrate my body and skin. I must drink a minimum of eight glasses of water every day as part of my diet. Wish i can only drink 8 glasses of chill Coke instead.

And alcohol, which causes the skin to sag and become puffy. Huh.. really?. People who drink a lot of alcohol often look older than those who don’t drink at all. This wat studies says. haha..

Then the worst time to consume alcohol is before bed.. not bcos of the hang over on the next day but it can cause the skin excessive stress and will affect it too. My mom used to scold me not to sleep on my face...which is my favourite position but to sleep on my back instead. According to her, sleeping face down increases wrinkling and increases the effects of gravity on the face skin.

Recently i try to find out how to tackle oily skin from my beautician neighbour. She gave me a few tips that i think is quite simple, reliable and interesting. What i have to do is to get a sponge then dab into a mixture of talcum powder that hav been made into a paste and apply it to my face every night as a soother or cool cream aka moisturiser, this is the cheapest and easiest way. Isnt it?

If possible try to get the powder thats in a flat square box with a picture of a lady in cheongsam on the cover of it...the compact is either in white or pink...try it and you wont regret! I think I shall continue again in my next entry....As for now, I need some rough fingers to massage my face...Eeuww!

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Weekend at last...time to loose that office jacket and let my hair down. Its time to party, have fun, go clubbing, a short trip would be considered fun too, release those accumulated tension and time to mingle...ladies.

For those who doesnt like noisy fun, well, I know clubs can be very noisy and polluted but thats where the fun is...or if you prefer, then there's the beach or the spa...less polluted but if you know how, it'll be much fun than clubbing.

Isnt it fun or destressing to do just that on every weekend. But what is the real definition of fun?
The true meaning is 'A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.' 'Playful, often noisy activity.'...One thing for sure that pleases me very much is...sex. But fun...hmmm...I think orgy would be fun but not only sex...rite. Definitely not me...harhar

Rite now if u were to ask me wat do I do for fun, I would put on my thinking cap and reminische the days dat I would consider fun...hmm lets see...there's a day when I forgot to take my 'pills' and used no protection...and those days days where I missed my menses for two weeks...which happened to be a false alarm..har har

Lets think again, anymore, oh yes, about two weeks ago when I sat through a movie marathon for four days in a row while the baby was having fever and cough...following dat he had his monthly immunisation...so dat accumulates to about a week and a half...wow..a record breaker I think. I've also boiled up to three jugs of coffee to keep me awake...that's also fun...

And there's also the 'quickie' I had last week, while the childrens are in school...thats a whole lot of fun, I can tell ya. Not forgetting these past few days where I'm unofficially involved in a Women's Day celebration on the 9th April at my nearby Commnity Club...I just had to find sponsors and cute, adorable girls to participate in one of the event held...

And Im also helping a few friends run their 'small' business around this neighbourhood....phew...I think that should cover it...no time left.

Well...life is short huh? Need an organiser? Nah...Where got timeee!!

Journey of Tears

It’s funny when you realize a woman’s life is a journey of tears….

Once upon a time, when you were born, the first thing you did was cry...you cried when you are wet, you cried when you are hungry, you cried when you want to be carried and you also cried when you want to sleep...following dat many cries when you are teething. Dont forget when you cried after you had your first bump on the head on having your first few steps...

And then, you cried so loud when you fell from your first bike…(I dunno bout you guys…But I cried when I fell because it fucking hurts!) You were full of tears again on the first day of school when you saw your parents left...You cried when you had to change to the upper school...(cos it means you'll not be in the same school with your other friends) You cried non-stop when u did badly in your exam...too petrified to go home…

You cried silently when your crush hit on other gurls…(your best friend to be precise) You shed your tears when you say farewell to your best friend on the last day of school….You can’t stop yourself from crying when u managed to get yourself to University…

Then again...you cried day and night when on your first break up……You sobbed again on your convocation day…thinking you finally made it…You also cried on your first pay cheque...(what the @#*k??this is what I get paid with my qualificatons)...You tears of overjoyed flowed when your boyfriend of four years finally proposed to you...(aahh at last)...The tears can’t stop but flowing on your wedding day…

And you cried with joy and happiness when you got to know that you're pregnant with twins but not before you thrashed your hubby upside down...then the tears continued when you hold your first born twin in your arms…Then you cried when the twins wont stop crying...Down the road, you cried yourself to sleep thinking about your children…(now you've got three sets of twins)

Later…joyful tears flowed down your cheeks when you saw your children growing up and then got married followed by your first grandchild…In the end…You did not cry anymore….
Because... when you left to eternity alone and in despair..

Somebody else will cry for you…haiz.

Momma Koala??

Its been quite sometime dat I've not updated my blog. Been so very busy, had my hands full with the baby. He's so pampered and very loving, very attach that he's like a baby kangaroo in his mummy's pouch or like a baby koala always clutching onto his mother.

Well, that's precisely how my baby is nowadays. Even when he's sleeping, he would wake up and cry if he 'sense' dat I'm not beside him or around him.

But, if, I'm either lying or just simply sitting beside him reading a novel or magazine, he would simply close his eyes and go back to his sleep in dreamland...timid or intelligence? Well maybe he just feel insecure when nobody is around. Perhaps at a very young age, baby starts to demand and need companionship...Just like us.

Sometimes, I just wish dat I could become a baby again, who would'nt want dat. Everything is being taken care of. Being fed, bath, burped, cleaned after doing messy businesses, no curfews and when you cry, your mommy or daddy will surely pick you up instantly. Isnt dat a wonderful life??

But then... I couldnt talk or shout abusing language freely at those people who irritate me...or even worse, when I'm hungry and people ignore me and just act blur...it happened most of the time to those babies who have ignorant and unready parents...such a pity.

But if I dont grow up, I wouldnt be able to blog...hmmm. I wouldnt want dat to happen. I hope dat my 'babies' wont grow up so fast, its like a nightmare but a good one. One moment they're in diapers, learning how to crawl, how to walk and run.

Then they started talking non-stop asking lots of question. Exactly like a battery operated toy robot or car, if you dont switch them off, they'll continue to operate...sometimes you just cant put it on off.

Now, they're in school, learning how to read, write and complain about schoolwork...at the same time they picked up new words and phrases that does not belong to their in-house lingos and happen always breaching the in-house strict language rules. Like those unwanted vulgarities etc etc... So basically to be a parent its not an easy job though. But Im quite happy...

Several years after the day they were born... Suddenly you can see how your baby turned slightly bigger from palm size to a walking partner to the market. How time flies and you dont really notice. It happen overnight. And now its the baby's turn...oh gosh! please, please, dont grow up so fast....I need a baby to cuddle but not willing 'to produce' anymore.

Enough is enough. Full STOP!

Bell's Palsy Who?

Well, I've been thinking a lot on whether to post or not about what happened to me or where was I the past four to five weeks ago, cos I've been very quiet and didnt even logged in. well, maybe I could share my sad sorry story...

It happened in the second week of January during the time where I guessed everybody was happy, excited and overjoyed celebrating these festive seasons with their beloved family and loved ones. Well, not for me, you see, in the midst of all these happiness, suddenly I felt the world came crashing down my feet.

My little princess caught the stomach flu virus, she vomitted throughout the night although after being prescribed by the GP, who gave us a few medications for her. But it didnt stop. The next morning and the rest of the afternoon suddenly she was fine and started jumping around.

So I thought that the situation was under control. Oh boy, was I wrong. At about ten, my hubby realised that she wasnt herself, she had a crooked smile to her face. True enuff, the right side of her face went numb, she couldnt feel a thing. I happened not to notice that earlier as she was busy playing with her sibling and I was busy with their youngest darling baby. How, how could I not notice this earlier? Bad momma, bad bad momma? We started to panick.

The GP's already closed and our next choice would be to send her to the hospital. But I had this feeling of hesitant to send her there as I dont want her to be a guinea pig. So we pray hard that nothing would happen throughout the night. We couldnt sleep a wink. My little princess on the other hand slept like a baby as she was not aware of what was going on.

The next morning the first thing we did was to check on her face again, still no response. Luckily the GP opened on a Sunday. We had to send her back to the same GP you see, cos he prescribed her the medicine so he would know.

Well, when we reached there...Doc told us nothing to worry, its not serious (huh? he must be kidding or wat?)... She developed some kind of a facial nerve problem or something which obviously i can tell that without having a Phd myself...and she cant even gimme her usual smile but the doctor told me just that?

Luckily hubby was quick to calm me down and assured me to trust and leave it to the GP, bcos of course they (Doc) knew better than we do. Later we found out that our princess was diagnosed with bell's palsy (mild facial nerve disorder). I actually asked the doc again to confirm what's the actual name and the goodness spelling of the god damn it virus. The first thing in mind was to check in the internet in order to know more about it.

I was told by Doc and with the info from the internet about the virus...Its likely going to take her two and a half weeks to fully recover...Oh my Lord...God! Why does it take so long to cure? Eventhough it is not a life threatening virus or sickness but cant it be cured faster and earlier than that?

Then I must spend the rest of the 2 and half weeks with hell's worries at the back of my head?. Is she going recover fully or can it happen again? Even the GP cant give me a complete definite answer.

Eventually she recovered fully...about less than two weeks. Thanks to Almighty God. So here i would like to share my experience with other people and to all the moms out there...

One day if you see any of ur child having difficulty to close or blink their eyes or they simply cant give you their sweet loving smile or you notice something amiss to their face.. maybe you should seriously consider to look on that matter without delay (especially when they start vomitting).

Who knows maybe bell's palsy might have just struck on them. We pray to God...may that NEVER happen ! To Hub...Thank you very much...and I love you more, yes I do!

Love & Like

Since the aura or mood of love is in the air and cupid is polishing hard its bow and arrow to hit those stoned heart, maybe I'll add in something about the real lurve that I know. So, here it goes..

In front of the person you love your heart beats faster, but in front of the person you like you get happy.

In front of the person you love winter seems like spring, but in front of the person you like winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love you blush, but if you look into the eyes of the one you like you smile.

In front of the person you love you can't say everything on your mind, but in front of the person you like you can.

In front of the person you love you tend to get shy, but in front of the person you like you can show your own self.

The person you love comes into your mind every 2 minutes, you can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love.

But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like. When the one you love is crying you cry with them, but when the one you like is crying you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye, and the feeling of like starts from the ear. So if you stop liking a person you used to like all you need to do is cover your ears, but if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart.

So, never never ever turn down love when it comes right piercing through your heart, cos once its gone, It'll take a long time to find its way back. You might end up stone hearted, heartless or worse still, you may even get a heart attack...haha

Human Nature

Humans are selfish by nature. There are few people out there who willingly put the needs of others before their own, not looking for anything in return.

There are few people out there who would make sacrifices for someone who cannot repay them twice over. But I've learned this week that the true measure of a man is seen in how he treats those who are of absolutely no good to him.

Humans were not brought up to think about being alone, or making themselves happy all on their own. The first thing they seek to do is to find people or things to make themselves happy, before they even consider what they can do to aid in the happiness of others.

Humans are greedy, and always want more of everything they have. Humans covet. They always want what others have. Humans are insatiable. Nothing... Nothing is ever enough. But that's just how they are, right? That's how they were programmed to think and act and behave. So, that's human nature. Right? Wrong!!

We were born loving, weren't we? I mean, a child shows love in its purest form. That's why children would go straight to heaven if they died.. they are so pure... But from the time we start to get older and observe the behaviour of those around us, we pick it up and do what they do.

We become selfish because the people around us are selfish. We become covetous because people covet what we have. So if it was just a case of 'human nature' then there would be no chance of change, would there? But there is. It's just up to each one of us. What we call human nature... is actually just human habit.