I know i have been away for quite sometime.... ages to be exact. Well i have no one to blame except me myself and time. But of course during my absence, i managed to hang around places with family and frens. Tell u, i had lots of fun babe..
One of my favorite hangouts ... the movies. And as you all know, we get to catch many things and study many behaviors from around us. Such as:
1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
4. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
5. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
6. When they are alone, all foreighners prefer to speak English to each other.
7. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
8. A lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
9. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur, will cause no lasting damage to an 8-year-old child.
10. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that effects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
11. In a love story, the good guys always gets the pretty ladies than the bad guys.
12. The bad guys always managed to catch one or two gunshot compared to the good guys.
If you have any more actions to add, be my guest.
If you have any more actions to add, be my guest.
