Tagged By A Long MEME

I was tagged by a new blogger fren of mine. She insists that I do it. I must be special to her 'wink'. Anyways, since I havent been updating for quite sometime, at least this would help.

Anyone is welcome to this meme under a condition of informing me after you've done it. This is my sincerest answers that I can give. Now, lets cut it short and begin the long meme.

3 schools you went to:

1. Kindergarten
2. Lower & Upper Schools
3. Business School

3 things in your purse / backpack

1. My LV wallet
2. My Burberry's tote bag
3. My Baby's items

3 things you do when you're really stressed

1. Eat
2. Read
3. Post crap in my blog

3 places you go on a daily basis

1. Mailbox
2. Supermarket
3. Playground

3 favourite fruits

1. The forbidden fruit
2. Seedles fruits
3. Mango

3 names you go by

1. SassyLady
2. SassyMomma
3. Sassy

3 of your favourite food

1. Anything that I cook
2. Delifrance Tuna Baguette
3. Chocolate Eclair

3 things you are wearing right now

1. Thong
2. Nightie
3. Oops.. just two things only rite now

The WHOS'

Who is in the house with you?
Everyone - my hubby & my three kids..dreaming away

Who are you thinking about right now?
My baby, who's sound asleep

Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My best friend MC Hammer

Who did you sit to in your 5th period class?
Who cares

Who was the last person you told you loved?
My beloved baby

Who do you wish you were with right now?
My Beloved Adorable Baby

Who gets on your nerves the most at school?
The Principal

The WHERE'S

Where is your phone?
Charging

Where do you sleep?
In my room of course

Where is the last place you took a ride to?
Hmm...United Square

The WHAT'S

What was the last thing you ate?
Half Boiled Egg with Bread

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

What is the closest item near you that is blue?
My baby's walker

What do you like best about school?
Break time / Recess

What is your favourite color?
Black

What do you wear most; jeans or shorts?
Jeans

What is the last movie you watched?
Assault on Precinct 13...on cable

The WHEN's

When did you start school?
When I was 5yrs old..kindergarten

When did you last go to the mall?
Last week to buy my son's 4yr old bday present

When did you last burn something?
Yesterday, a love letter from an old flame..hee (sorry honey)

3 people to do this

1. CyberPrince
2. MamiJarum
3. CoffeeFairy

So guy and gals, give me your best answers pleaseee!

Slow Dancing

In this fast paced world, if you're slow you'll be left way behind. But it doesnt really mean that you have to follow every fast footsteps infront of you. Just do it at you own pace where you feel comfortable enough to move. Dont want to miss anything that's happenning and going on around you.

Just stop for awhile take in a few deep breath, enjoy the fresh air and the wondeful scenic around you. And do some wondering about these thoughts:-

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

More on MEN

Unlike my previous post, there's a slight different here. I dont go around bashing men. This is more on advice to ponder over for the women (and men!) of the world, looking for Mr Right.

If I'm right, I'm right, but if not then so be it. Its just my opinion that I've 'collected' from around me and see from what I saw. If you're not happy, then too bad. ALL the women out there, take extra note of this and keep inside that intelligent brain of yours.

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
2. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
3. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
6. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends."
8. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
9. Don't settle.
10. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
11. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
12. You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
13. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
14. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
15. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
16. Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
17. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
18. If something bothers you, speak up.
19. Never let a man know everything.
20. He will use it against you later.
21. You cannot change a man's behaviour.
22. Change comes from within.
23. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
24. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
25. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
26. Never let a man define who you are.
27. Never borrow someone else's man.
28. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
29. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
30. All men are NOT dogs.
31. You should not be the one doing all the bending ...compromise is a two way street.
32. You need time to heal between relationships ...there is nothing cute about baggage ... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
33. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you ... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals ... look for someone complimentary ...not supplementary.
34. Dating is fun ... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
35. Make him miss you sometimes ... when a man always knows where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
36. Never move into his mother's house.
37. Never co-sign for a man.
38. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
39. Keep him in your radar but get to know others
40. Lastly, Love yourself first before you Love him

I think that should wrap everythng up. Now to go handle my MAN.

All You Need to Know

This is what happens when I get STRESSED up. Its much much worse than me getting bored.

I know I just have to write this, its All you need to know about MAN. I've been keeping this thought for quite sometime now. Just have to express them right now before they explode inside my head!

May it be you brother, you friend, your cousin, your father, your uncle, your husband...whoever it is. They all have the same kind of genetic disorder running in their blood veins and straight into their brain.

I have noticed in a few blogs out there somewhere, wives condenming their husband at one point and the next day with a new topic, praising and expressing their truly endless love towards their husband. And then there's the girlfriend who's frustrated and going crazy over her boyfriends' behaviour. Who simply ignores her and prefer to be with his friends. There's also the mother who's frustrated over her son's attitude who treats and acknowledged her whenever he wishes to.

The morale of the story here is how MAN from boys behave towards us WOMAN. They are so full of insensitivity towards OUR Feelings, Our Needs and Our Dislikes, they prefer to ignore and pretend they dont know what's going on with our emotions right here right now. They truly wants their own feelings to be acknowledged at ALL time without any prejudice whatsoever...blah!

Then when they sulk, its more worse than us WOMAN do! You can see their faces so scary and their reaction as if ready to hit someone...oh boy...its almost like the sky has fallen down to earth...duh. Dont forget about when you cant meet their requirements, they'll nag and question you as if you're a criminal. Especially when you accidentally forget them...harhar

To add the spice up, MAN usually accuses the WOMAN for being unfaithful. But, the actual truth is, they are the ones who have been hiding their scandalous and infidelity act behind us. How great is their act?? If they are nominated for a grammy/oscar award, I bet you, their shelves/showcases would have been full with all kind of trophies. Better than any oscar/grammy award winner actors.

Now its getting hotter, what about meeting your sexual desire? Do you still want me to continue? Nah..I dont think so...you continue the story for me!

Damn It!

Well, as everyone out there know, I was terribly bored with absolute no idea how to amuse myself yesterday. So I decided to grab myself a pack of chips in the kitchen cabinet. Usually, I was careful and alert before going to the kitchen or doing any opening of the cabinets. But, because of the extreme boredom, I had put aside those feelings and walk with my head down.

I extended my hand to open the cabinet and poof, on my left temple, it landed, its claws slightly pressed against my skin. I jumped up and screamed in shocked and ticklish. That damn thing, how dare, 'it' jumped onto me. Look at 'it'. I wish I could have been fast enough to squish 'it'. Eewww..

Twist & Shout

My boredom have got the better of me. I'm really bored up to my neck, even my left brain isnt functioning that well..harhar

I thought to myself, must find something to amuse me or entertaining to 'wake me up'. But nothing seems to work. But then I spotted this tongue twisters. I tried it out just for the sake of finding cure for my boredom. Guess what... now it makes me agitated!

Here are some of the tongue twisters that 'provoked' my emotion. Try saying them as fast as you can!

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells seashells by the sea shore,I'm sure she sells sea shore shells.

If two witches would watch two watches,

which witch would watch which watch?

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood

but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

Can't get enough? According to Wikipedia, the following is supposedly the hardest tongue twister in the English language.

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

so six slick sheiks sold six sick sheep six silk sheets.

You can go unravel yourself now; if you're still up for the challenge and wanna try out your patient (or punishment, depending on your nature) then you can try this out!
I quit!!

Not Another One

I was blog hopping and chanced upon another one of those meme. I was telling myself then, not another test. But, since I was already bored and yeah why not, Just Do It!

The accuracy of the percentage or description may not all be true. Cos I've done some analysis on it, so it cant be true. Why not you try it out and tell me how yours turns out.

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.7
Mind:	6.5
Body:	7
Spirit:	6.4
Friends/Family:	6.3
Love:	7.3
Finance:	6
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Fork & Spoon

Never say 'spoon & fork' say it 'fork & spoon'.
In Singapore you should never say 'spoon and fork' or 'knife and fork'. Singaporeans are very ordered and tidy people and they like to put everything in alphabetical order as much as possible. They like it ryhme when its as good as they hear it.

Thus, spoon and fork becomes 'fork and spoon' and a knife and fork is a 'fork and knife'. That’s one theory. Another explanation is that these colloquialisms are a joke left over from Singapore’s colonial days. In the 1920s some British soldiers and other pompous foreign grits couldn’t or wouldn’t get used to the idea of using chopsticks and a ceramic spoon. So, if offered these utensils at a kopitiam ( Coffeeshop ) they would shout 'bring me a fucking 'knife and fork'. All this is because the etiquette of dining usually have two spoons, two forks and a knife.

Now despite being multilingual, most Singaporeans have little or no knowledge of Anglo Saxon. So they would not know anything about this expletive beginning with the letter ‘F’ ( fucking ) or the use of it. This usually meant that a screaming customer ended up with a knife and two forks. "A fork and knife and a fork" you got wat i mean?.

After a short while, or it may have been years, the puzzled Singaporean waiters and other serving staff got used to the idea that actually only one of these two forks was ever used or required. So they started to bring just a fork and a knife whenever they were asked either for a "knife and fork" or a "fork & knife and fork". Why dont they just say it " Gimme two forks and that fucking knife and please...hurry up!!"

There is no evidence that anyone was ever asked to fetch a fork & spoon and fork. The phrase “fork and spoon” just got adopted by analogy. Out of these two theories, I know the second one to be the most likely explanation. It was told to me by a Bavarian bodybuilder taking a break at a beer bar in Boat Quay. He had heard the story directly from a minor Singaporean mountain climber. And he was sure it was true. Therefore it is.

Anyway...we are just too carried away by the colonised's ideology.

You're Beautiful

I had promised my little Princess that she could have her ears pierced. Although I prefer to 'preserve' her natural child beauty till she reach puberty. But she's been nagging me the whole weekend, I had no choice but succumb to her wishes...hmmm kids

Well, I brought her to a jewellery shop to get the piercing done. And here's the result.