Public C.R

Yesterday i took my childrens for a walk at a neighbouring mall. We went to McDonalds for a bite, then we headed to the game arcade. Then my daughter wanted to ease herself. So i accompanied her to the nearest comfort room available.

The moment i stepped my foot in, a foul smell welcomed me...ewww. I felt like vomitting right there that very second, but because my daughter urgently cant hold back her so called 'business', i had to force myself into one of the cubicles (while trying very hard to hold my breath)

At the same time i was cursing and swearing under my breath. I was gasping very hard for air. Help...After dat we hurriedly home as our moods was 'spoiled' by the unsightly and unwelcoming smell. It really turned our moods off.So i decided to make a few points on public .CR aka Comfort Room.

• They are disgusting.... Piss, *@#* , used paper and used towels everywhere.
• No one washes their hands. Eeewwwww!
• Toilets that flush automatically. You walk in and start to squat(no sitting on those nasty bitches) and the *@#* flushes. After you're done you stand up and it doesn't flush. You wave your hand in front of it and it still doesn't flush. You pretend to sit down and stand up about twenty times and it still doesn't flush. Finally, you must touch the little button in order to flush it. They place this button on the back of the toilet directly in the middle.... Impossible to flush with your foot therefore breaking rule #1 of public restrooms (don't touch anything).
• Or even sometimes a toilet that cant flush because its choked with toilet papers or other types of used papers...yucks
• Automatic sinks. These are almost as bad as automatic toilets. You put your hands under about 10 different faucets before one actually works. Then ,as you are lathering, the *@#* water stops. You wave you hand up and down in front of the sensor to no avail. So, you must search again for a faucet that works. When you find one that works, you must hold your hands just so otherwise it will cut off again.
• I do have one good thing to say about public restrooms.... Automatic paper towel dispensers. I haven't had one malfunction yet and I don't have to touch anything. Hell yeah!

So, my conclusion and advise would be, remove all excess baggage and fluid BEFORE leaving home. Never, i said never, trust any public CR, unless you're in an urgent state!!