I'm not quite sure whether it is pure coincidental or what...? Hmmm, but if it's true, than its an honour for me to be a trendsetter. So...for this week, I'll be posting mostly craps!!... (^o^).
Here are 14 silly yet logical questions that needs to be answered. Can someone help me answer them? I know someone will.
- Why are people scared of mice but love Mickey Mouse?
- Why is vanilla ice-cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
- If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
- If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your head always white?
- On a hamburger bun, why is the top half of the bun is always bigger than the bottom one?
- How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
- If a rabbit's foot is a lucky charm that some people carry with them, what happened to the footless rabbit?
- Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
- If Dracula has no reflection, how come he always has such a straight parting in his hair?
- Why is it called pineapple, when there is neither pine or apple in it?
- Why is it called eggplant when there's no egg in it?
- Why is a blackboard green?
- Why is it good to be a daddy's girl, but bad to be a mummy's boy?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
9 comments:
1. Because Mickey Mouse can talk and doesn't have rabies.
2. Because the milk, eggs, cream and sugar want to be noticed too.
3. If marriage means you fell in love, then divorce means you fell for it.
4. So you won't get it confused with pancake syrup.
5. Otherwise it would be a sandwich.
6. I have no idea but I'm guessing that "Sweet and Sour" is a company trademark.
7. It is being eaten by the unlucky people.
8. Because Puffy nor AmyYumi isn't around.
9. Because he wears a wig.
10. The original name of the pineapple was supposed to be "notasuppository" but it was scrapped because it was just way too long. So they came up with something arbitrary.
11. Because the smaller varieties are shaped like eggs. Also, "cucumber 2" just sounded lame.
12. This is because the inventors initially called it "greenboard" but enviornmentalists sued arguing that they owned the word "green". The enviornmentalists won and the inventors renamed it blackboard. When people started complaining that this did not make sense, they replied, "Neither did the lawsuit."
13. Because the mummy tends to live with the boy after marriage.
14. Because it takes the attention away from the face.
It was a joke, hence the first sentence of your post.
Sassy...
I think, Steven had answered all the Q'tions. Hee.
He got pretty kewl sense of humor too.
Got to say I agree wif Prince...the answers are funny..
You got me there my fren...
Good questions! :D Too bad I don't know the answers to those :D
Cool questions & also a wacky answers from Steven...I loike....
The only thing I would add to Stevens brilliant observations was one made by a comedian; "two words to consider..."SHAM" & "POO". How does putting them together benifit anyone?
But here's something for everyone: BEWARE: A Riddle If You Dare
your humble servant,
Ancient Clown
I think u shud update ur blog.
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