Simply Humour

He said, she said....

He said: I dont know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing
to put in it
She said: You wear briefs, dont you?

He said: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left
you the money.

She said: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said: Its not my fault. I ran out of money.

He said: Since I first laid my eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said: Well, you've succeeded.

He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said: Why dont you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would, but you're never there!

He said: Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said: That's a good idea. you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.